newtaloo:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

• Stay safe
• Congratulations
• That’s what they all say
• Different strokes for different folks
• I hope you have the time of your life
• But you have so much to live for
• Please explain

willow:

me: queen of having had enough 

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gaypeopletwitter:

bbycal:

Wow she’s unreal 😍

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rosewater1997:

where are my fellow hysterical women who would have either been a) an oracle in ancient greece or b) burned at the stake in medieval times…..make some noise ladies 

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